{"id":258,"date":"2021-12-20T23:01:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-20T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/?p=258"},"modified":"2022-01-26T08:10:25","modified_gmt":"2022-01-26T08:10:25","slug":"robo-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/2021\/12\/20\/robo-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Robo Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off for school? Bye-son.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Did you hear about those antennas that got married? The reception was great.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Robots don\u2019t \u201cdo\u201d sarcasm. They\u2019re like my grandmother.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock knock. <br>Who\u2019s there? <br>Your robot. <br>Your robot who? <br>What? I\u2019m confused. <br>Your robot who? <br>I\u2019m afraid I don\u2019t understand. Why don\u2019t you tell me more so I can be a better robot?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off for school? Bye-son. Did you hear about those antennas that got married? The reception was great.&nbsp; Robots don\u2019t \u201cdo\u201d sarcasm. They\u2019re like my grandmother. Knock knock. Who\u2019s there? Your robot. Your robot who? What? I\u2019m confused. Your robot who? I\u2019m afraid I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"greyd_block_editor_preview":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greyd-resources.de\/robo-dark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}