Robots play piano well, but they never get past a certain level. My teacher Monica said I played with my whole soul. Some people don’t have a soul, she said. That day Monica started wearing her sleek, black wig, was the same one she told me about her early boyfriends and Sunny’s Sundaes in Delphi, Indiana. […]
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off for school? Bye-son. Did you hear about those antennas that got married? The reception was great. Robots don’t “do” sarcasm. They’re like my grandmother. Knock knock. Who’s there? Your robot. Your robot who? What? I’m confused. Your robot who? I’m afraid I […]
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I’m really happy the people @GREYD have made everything possible to create GREYD.SUITE. Without that really cool tool I would not even exist… This would be such a pity. But hey, why think about something this sad? They did it, so you can now not only download me but customize me in whichever part you […]
What’s special about me? I’m built without any additional plugins, child-themes, custom CSS or whatsoever – just native features of GREYD.SUITE. All my images are inspired by Tabied – a free web tool which let’s you generate colorful patterns Colors, typography, buttons, states – all built based on the Material Design Guidelines So I do […]
